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スターフォックスとはアナーキーなゲームだった。

サイトのトップにある説明文を書き換えた。
なんというか、どうやら私がスターフォックスに惚れた点は
世の中の大勢の人がスターフォックスに惚れたポイントと大きくずれているらしい。
以下「私がスタフォのどこに惚れたか」を書きつつ新作スタフォ批判を綴ったので
新作スタフォがちょっとでもいいと思った人は一切読まないで欲しい。
人それぞれの好みですしキチ○イの好みなど知らない方がいいでしょうし。

元来、スターフォックスというのはアナーキー(反政府的という意味で)なゲームだった。
例えば初代のスターフォックスにおいて、フォックス達は“義賊”や“怪傑”的なスタンスをとっていた。
事実上の次回作「スターフォックス64」ではスターフォックスは“雇われ遊撃隊”となり、
コーネリア軍とは袂を分かつ存在だった。
ストーリー性の高い「64」においてスターフォックスは無策の政府に対抗してジェームズが組織した部隊であり、
「64」はその最後においてペパー将軍の要請をことわり“何処か”へ旅立って行く。
それもそのはず、彼らはその“何処か”に旅立たざる終えなかったのだ。
もともと政府や軍隊へのカウンターとして組織された存在なのだから。

私はスターフォックスのこんな点が好きだった。
この世に勧善懲悪など存在しない。
悪には悪なりの“善”な理由があり、
善は善であるが故に何かを“悪”としなければいけない。
スターフォックスにおいて、劇中ではアンドルフが悪、コーネリアが善と一応は描写されていた。
しかしアンドルフの悪にはそれなりの理由があり、
また善玉であるコーネリアには内部には腐敗という名の悪を抱えていた。
スターフォックスは必ずしも勧善懲悪の二元論の世界ではなかったのだ。
善が悪を倒すだけのシナリオであれば既にコーネリア軍はアンドルフ軍を滅ぼしていたはずだ。
悪が善を滅ぼしかける(コーネリアまで攻め入れられる)倒錯した世界を救った第三者。
二元論で込み入ったゴルディオスの結び目を断ち切る存在。
スターフォックスは私にとって常にそんな存在だった。

しかし今度の新作スターフォックスのこれは何だろうか?
善は善たろうと延々と悪を捏造し続け、画面から匂ってくるのはあからさまな勧善懲悪の腐臭。
スターフォックスはもはやコーネリア軍の実質的な下部組織となり、
ゴキゲンなことに60〜70年代の悪しきアメコミ的なコスチューム(http://lylatwing.com/img/arm/sfgc_art07.jpg)を着ていたりする。
私は宮本氏は日本のキャラクター文化を蔑ろにしているとは思っていないし、
そういった文化を熟知してあえてこのキャラクターデザインを選択したと思っている。
しかしアメリカのキャラクター文化は日々進歩している。
そんな中、能天気に60〜70年代アメコミ文化を踏襲しようとするスターフォックスのデザインを
どうしても時代錯誤的ではないかと思ってしまうのだ。

いや、時代錯誤っていうか、バカ

だってあれよ?今新作スターフォックスがやろうとしてるのってアレじゃね?
ブッシュ大統領が言うようなイラク戦争の“正義”を妄信してるようにしか思えないんだどこの狐動物っていうか畜生は。
あ、ちなみに私はイラク戦争を全面批判している訳ではないし、
戦争前のイラクの現状が大量兵器の有無にかかわらずどうにかすべき状態だと思っている。
でも私の貧弱な頭ではあの現状を変えるにはブッシュ大統領と同じく戦争しか思い浮かばなかったし、
今の現状を仕方がないと思っている。
――でも「これ以外には選択肢はなかったのか?」っていうやり場の無い、どうしようもないむなしさが有るんだわ。
んで、そういう有る筈のむなしさをかなぐり捨て、
“おれたち正義!お前ら悪”って二元論で話を進めようとする新作スタフォがすんごい気に入らないのです。

戦争って決して正義でやれるもんじゃないと思うんですよ。昔から。
第二次世界大戦以前の戦争は正義じゃなくて一身上の都合(笑)で行ってたし、
戦後ベトナムとかアフガンとかでやった正義の戦争で、どこもかしこも失敗してると思うんですよ。(ユーゴ空爆は別か)。
でもその正義で戦争やっちゃってるスターフォックス。
そんなクソッタレな概念でシューティングしようにも、私はノらないんですよね。

あーあ、でもみんなそんなスターフォックスがいいんでしょ?
もういいよー。私降りた。ばいばい〜。

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